Vacation rentals in Patterson

The Snow Globe*OffGrid DomeGLAMP*Adventurers Only

EXPERIENCE The Dome in the Woods • IMMERSE in complete silence with the absence of electricity: no hum or vibrations from this completely solar/propane fueled geodesic dome. NoAC • GLAMP in this OFF GRID ADVENTURE. 430 sq ft floor plan. 14 ft ceiling. 20 ft bay window with endless nature view at the foot of your bed. Lofted 7ft. • STARGAZE from the deck or fire pit • NESTLE in the romantic wooded nature of southeast MO. S of St Louis.N of Memphis • UNPLUG, UNWIND, RELAX. Adventure seekers only!

Yeary Farms Milt's Place with Private Beach!

An Ozark Oasis in the middle of a working cattle ranch, this custom designed home offers deluxe comfort. With multiple decks, porches and views out every window, this home is the perfect getaway for romantic retreats, family and friends to relax and make memories, artists and writers to host workshops or retreats, or even the single person to just get away from it all. Good dogs welcome, $35 per dog per week, fee collected separately at time of check in. Look for Yeary Farms site for more info.

Couple's Cozy Retro Lovers Cabin•Private Hot Tub

"The Fox Den" was designed just for couples...curling up by the fireplace or soaking in a hot tub in a screened-in porch, this unique 70's themed cabin in the woods, away from the stressors and noise of everyday life. Whether you're celebrating or just looking for an excuse to come for seclusion and quiet, the fox den is the ideal place to book for your romantic getaway, located 2 hrs. south of St Louis near Wappapello Lake. Breakfast items provided for guests to cook, including farm fresh eggs

The GooseNest • HOT TUB • Lake View

Enjoy a comfortable stay at this unique lakeside retreat. This home offers two bedrooms and one bathroom. Start your day with coffee and a view of the lake. You’ll stay a short drive from surrounding sites, including Millstream Gardens Conservation Area, Castor River Shut-ins, Elephant Rocks State Park, Johnson Shut-Ins State Park, Marble Creek Recreation Area, and Taum Sauk Mountain. Bring your fishing pole and kayak! End your day relaxing by the fire pit and watching the sunset on the lake

Black River Cozy Cabin

This quaint cozy cabin offers a retreat from life's hustle and bustle with breathtaking views and a serene environment. The Black River Cozy Cabin is perfect for family vacations or a romantic get-away. With a secluded lake out the back door and two fire pits for roasting marshmallows and hot dogs, there are plenty of outdoor activities without even leaving the property. Of course, there is always more to explore in the area as well; including the Black River, which is just a short hike away.

St Francis River: The Blue Yurt and Hot Tub

Let your adventure begin inside the tranquil experience of this 20 ft yurt. Don't let the space fool you, the uniquely curved walls give ample space for a romantic getaway or a relaxing time with friends. The clear dome top provides a magical viewing experience from the queen size bed. The yurt is nestled in the heart of the Ozark Mountains. The expansive, romantically lighted, wrap-around deck provides a panoramic view of the St. Francis River where you can immerse yourself in the hot tub.

Private Treehouse Retreat | Hot tub

The TreeLoft is the first of two treehouses at BaseCamp—designed for cozy seclusion, romance, and rest. Nestled in a private forest just 1 hour from St. Louis, it blends upscale comfort with immersive nature, while still being 20–35 minutes from hiking, wineries, and dining. ✨Our NEW treehouse, The TreeRise, offers an even more elevated, spacious experience at BaseCamp. Perfect for romantic getaways, anniversaries, personal retreats, and intentional escapes to unplug and reconnect.

Alpaca Farm Stay

Come see the baby alpacas and stay at the most tranquil and private getaway retreat in Arcadia Valley, Missouri and reconnect with nature. Our alpaca farm is nestled on over 28 acres in the Saint Francois Mountains next to the Mark Twain Natl Forest. The lodge is the perfect place for fishing on our 4-acre lake, relaxing after a long day of hiking, and meeting a small herd of alpaca. Your group will have an opportunity for a one-hour meet-and-greet scheduled at your convenience.

Cabin on the farm

The Space Rustic charm meets the serene beauty of the Ozarks in this magical setting overlooking our farm, offering a perfect retreat for rest or a base camp for your next adventure. Inside, you'll find a cozy living space decorated with modern farmhouse charm, complete with a warm electric fireplace. Relax in the comfortable king-size bedroom after a day of exploring. The cottage also includes a well-appointed bathroom and a functional kitchenette for your convenience.

Cypress Bend cabin w/hot tub on Black River

Cozy new built cabin on a bend of the beautiful Black River. You’ll walk up the 14 stairs to a large screened in covered deck with hot tub and sitting area, and gas grill. The glass doors and windows allow you views of the river. The theme throughout is Indian-Aztec. Accommodates only two adults. If you’re looking for a peaceful/romantic get away this is the perfect place. Located approximately 2 hours south of St. Louis, and less than 15 minutes from Poplar Bluff, MO.

Crooked Paddle

Welcome to the Crooked Paddle at Wappapello, MO. This vacation getaway is located just minutes away from Peoples Creek and Sundowner Marina Boat Launches, if you desire fishing or watersports. If hunting is your desired use, this getaway is close to Duck Creek Conservation Area, Otter Slough Conservation Area, and Mingo National Wildlife Refuge Visitor Center. Whether you want a couples retreat, hunting lodge, or family getaway this cabin will meet your needs.

Delightful 1 bedroom peaceful tiny house

You won’t forget the peaceful surroundings of this rustic destination. Your stay with us is sure to bring you back to simplicity of life while comfortably cozy and relaxed . While TV and WiFi are available , you will find yourself content with viewing the activities of the surroundings and serene atmosphere. Just minutes away you’ll find exciting selections of activities , excellent dining , and friendly small businesses with a wide selection of interest .