Vacation rentals with a patio in Orpington

Amazing Clockhouse in a perfect location

The Clockhouse is a fabulous self-contained lodge in a semi rural setting with its own private garden area, off street parking & superb transport links to London (45 min) & LGW/LHR airports (30/90 min) .A spacious & tranquil open plan living area offering flexible accommodation has the added advantage of a double bed & x2 single sofa beds, a splendid shower room & a well equipped kitchen. The separate private access means privacy & relaxation is assured & makes for a perfect base all year round.

Stylish Apartment With Private Summerhouse &Garden

Escape to the Kent countryside in this stylish, totally private apartment with your own courtyard garden plus a charming vintage summerhouse - perfect for relaxing weekend breaks just 1 hour from London. Ideal for couples looking for a peaceful countryside escape, offering rural views, countryside walks nearby and a local pub within a 12 min stroll. With self check in, parking and your own private entrance, it’s an easy base to unwind and explore Kent’s villages, vineyards and historic houses.

Stunning Views over Garden & Valley

Wake up & lift the automatic blinds directly from your SUPER KING SIZE BED & be captivated by the VIEW of the beautiful Darent Valley unfolding before you through the picture windows. SNUGGLE in a cosy armchair with a book, listen to your favourite music or EXPLORE many footpaths along the valley. Stroll through the fields to Otford & Shoreham villages, visit HISTORIC HOUSES & vineyards or simply stay at home & enjoy a spacious studio apartment whilst staring at the sunset with a glass of wine

Lavish Retreat & Champagne 30mins Taxi from London

The Little Touch of Grey, provides an electric ambiance and the perfect setting for the elite of mind, who wants to reward both themselves and their partner. We are proud to share the latest addition to our portfolio with those who appreciate of all things bespoke. Included are; a complimentary bottle of Champagne, indoor & outdoor Jacuzzi, underfloor heating, sound system and salacious yet tasteful surprises throughout. For special occasions, use our secret compartment to add to your surprise.

Entire2bedroomsApt/ExCel/O2/FreeParking/ABBA

Welcome to your cosy home-away-from-home in the heart of historic London Royal Victoria Docks! Whether you're here for work, a city break, or a longer stay, you'll love the relaxed, waterside vibe and unbeatable location and super quite neighbourhood. This bright and modern apartment is the perfect base for exploring London — or simply unwinding in comfort. It's just steps from the ExCeL Centre and only minutes from the O2 Arena, Canary Wharf, and London City Airport, Stratford, Tower Hill.

Petite Gite in an idyllic cottage garden.

Come and make yourself at home in this unique hand crafted miniature gite. Tucked away in the garden of a Tudor cottage, situated on the Addington village green just yards from the Angel Inn. Cottage style Kitchenette with miniature Belfast sink and cupboards. Small double raised bed with storage and dining table underneath. Fully centrally heated for those cosy winter/autumnal days. Rose Cottage, as we call it, has been painstakingly restored to create a delightful, light and cosy space.

Beautiful hand-crafted woodland cabin with hot tub

This stunning hand-crafted cabin is the master piece of a highly talented Sussex craftsman. It is constructed using sustainable oak, chestnut and ash from the surrounding woods. It is full of gorgeous bespoke detailing, for example the entrance to the cabin is inspired by a sea cave in Cornwall. It's secret location is like another world, up on a bank above a winding stream in the dappled light of old oak trees. The air is full of bird song and deer run freely all around.

Idyllic Shepherd's hut in a quiet secluded meadow

Cozy inside and with gorgeous views outside, if that sounds like a splendid mix, then set off for the high-weald area of outstanding natural beauty and a self-catering stay at Gabriel's Rest, a gorgeous little shepherd's hut set in a peaceful and tranquil corner of a Sussex meadow with its own little garden. This idyllic retreat is set at Pococksgate Farm. It's all very peaceful here, and a relaxing place to just chill out all by yourselves with no one else around you.

The Zeppelin with outdoor bath (April-November)

The Woodland Zeppelin (Outdoor Bath Available April to November) Our Zeppelin landed in 2017 and has been a popular romantic and lifestyle retreat, from busy lives, since then. The woodland Zeppelin is designed differently inside to the original Airship 001, to appeal to all couples and those who have enjoyed their stays with us, previously. This accommodation has no mains plug sockets and sparse mobile signal. It was designed by the architect Roderick James.

Unique Dome | Glamping | Hot Tub | Surrey | Adults

Olive Pod is the ultimate cosy, private and picturesque geo dome retreat. Set on a fruit farm in Surrey, in its own secluded field behind tall fir trees, with no other pods or tents nearby. A firm favourite adults-only escape for proposals, anniversaries, birthdays and honeymoons - we can also decorate for your arrival ✨ The perfect place to unwind and recharge in a peaceful natural setting. Ideal for couples or friends. No infants, children or pets.

Luxury with Cinema, Private Roof & Sauna in Zone 1

*Views of NYE fireworks / London eye* Huge 120" home cinema projector & Hi-Fi. A luxury modern apartment in zone 1 with amazing views of the city from a heated 365sq foot *private* roof garden. Sleep like you're in a 5* hotel: the high quality cotton bed linen + towels, memory foam mattresses and black out blinds. Enjoy London's skyline while you take a sauna or enjoy rooftop alfresco dining. Zone 1, just ~13min walk from Bermondsey tube.

Luxury Spa Retreat: Sauna & Hot Tub

Escape to our exclusive gated spa retreat, nestled on 5.5 acres of serene countryside in picturesque Fawkham, Kent. This private and tranquil haven offers breathtaking views of rolling hills, perfect for relaxation. Unwind in the luxurious sauna, steam room, or hot tub, soaking in the peace after exploring local attractions. Just minutes from Brands Hatch, our retreat blends seclusion with convenience, your ultimate quiet getaway awaits.